5. Bionic Commando
Let me start by saying this game had One of the best multi player modes I have ever played! I wasted a lot of hours on Death match, It was fucking fun, BUT! Multi player is not everything, to me a game has to have a strong single player campaign to really wow me over, and this did not. Being a big fan of the original BC and its remake BC:Rearmed for Xbox live, This game did not live up to its hype, the story was voiced acted so bad I thought I was watching a CGI porn, and Capcom made Nathan "Rad" Spencer look like a fucking wanna be Rasta and should be in Terminator:Salvation(I'll get to you soon). The swinging control felt really off too, I wanted to swing like spider-man and I end up swinging like My dead grandpa(sorry, I love you)! So all together you can't sell me on multi player alone, no matter how good it is.
4. Tekken 6
What the fuck? What the FUCK! I love Tekken, love it. Since the PsOne days I couldn't get enough of this fighter, great hand to hand and the controls were always precise, Every Tekken I have played has been gold, even the Psp version. But when I popped in Tekken 6 for my PS3 on October 21st 2009 I was in a fucking nightmare! LOADING NIGHTMARE! I waited, here it comes, 7 minutes, 7 minutes NO joke! Loading please wait, that's what the bottom right screen kept telling me. LOADING PLEASE WAIT! If I wanted to wait I would have went to Disneyland in the middle of fucking August! The game play and the graphics are solid, but the load times kill it for me, and the story mode, who are they fucking kidding, Tekken you better deal with loading time, bring out a patch via online or something Bandai, I expect better from this franchise.
3. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
This game sucked. It sucked worst than me having to throw up in a pan while I take a nasty watery shit when I have a temperature of 101. That's how much it sucks, OK, This game should be burnt and pissed on by Bumblebee. The controls suck, the graphics to me are sub par this generation of consoles, and the glitches, my god, I love watching enemies feet just levitate above they're fucking heads! The game is so bad I wanted shit myself out of anger! DO NOT PLAY!
2. Terminator: Salvation
Fuck you Grin. Fuck you and fuck McG. This was just a cash in on the movie hype train, you two faggots should be ashamed of yourselves. I had a little faith in the game, but Grin made BC:Rearmed which to me was a great Xbox live title last year, and also made Wanted the game, and that game was OK, but this pile of cat shit really takes the cake. For starters, what game has 9 achievements all worth 80 gamer points, and second why the fuck do all my teammates never shoot, was it a glitch? Is there no AI? It was fucking stupid, I'd rather watch the movie on repeat all day then play this disc again.
1. The Conduit
This game was suppose to be for the Wii what Killzone 2 is was for PS3 and what Halo was for XBOX 360, wow was High Voltage Studios wrong. This sucker sucked. I played this game for no more that 30 minutes when I saw so many rip offs of others games, I gagged. The Enemies look like something straight out of Halo, and the setting straight out of Modern Warfare 1. The invert controls, which you could not change were terrible, while the story played like the latest Michael Bay movie. This game was Hyped too, I'm talking a lot, IGN and XPLAY were both speaking highly about it, which made me want to buy it! And I did! And now I HATE IT! Thanks High Voltage Studios, hope you spent my $54.00 dollars well, cause I didn't!
There you have it, my top 5 worst of 2009. This year to me was a great year for games. I spent a lot of time getting frustrated, but I out shine those moments with a lot of great titles that I loved to keep playing till the very end. I hope next year will be even better with games like Bioshock 2, Red Dead Redemption, Epic Mickey and Singularity all dropping before the end of 2010, till that list comes. GAME ON!
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